G’day, I’m black and bogging… I mean, I’m back and blogging. It’s almost time to say, “Goodbye 2008″, and what a year it was. A black president was voted in, which shows you just how bad George Bush must’ve been because I’ve heard that the general prejudice against African Americans in the U.S is immense. Apparently it’s comparative to an Australian prime minister losing an election to a parking inspector.
Technically, Barak Obama isn’t black, he’s brown and, let’s face it, that’s why all the whites are out getting cooked at the beach and in solariums because you always look better when you’re brown. Extremely white people and extremely black people, on the other hand, don’t look as good as brown people. At least the extremely white ones can ‘brown-up’ by getting a spray-on-tan but the extremely black people can’t get brown. Then again, Michael Jackson managed to get himself white so, technically, if you’re black you can get yourself white and then go and get a spray-on-tan.
I don’t undrstand racism because every race I meet is pretty much the same. Whatever the race, some of them are ok and the rest are best avoided. Each race of people is made up of different people in their own right. For example, whatever the race, some of them are greedy, some are giving, some are criminals, some are lawyers, some are criminal lawyers, some of the criminals are lawyers and all of the criminals are criminals.
People are people and that’s the problem, there are too many of us. I think what we need to do is cull the wold’s population down to about 25 people leaving just my friends and family. The only thing is I don’t have that many friends and family so give me a call if you’d like to be a friend and I’ll see what we can do when I get my spray-on-tan and parking inspector’s uniform.
Cheers, vicplume.com
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